SE7EN things

Amber tagged me. She's my wife. I must obey.

1 - I've always been north of the equator
2 - I've never been pooped on my a seagull
3 - I've never pooped on a seagull
4 - {ditto 2 & 3 for pigeons}
5 - I've learned to count to ten in nine languages, but I've forgotten all but three

Now everyone knows. Amber, I declare myself untagged. If someone wants to tag themself, go nutz.