16.9.08

How to drink water

I have a cold. I need fluids. Last night I decided do take a dose of cayenne pepper in a glass of water. I added some lemon juice to make it a little more palatable. After downing the fire water, I quickly had to drink four more tall glasses of water to quench the burning.

I had to get up at 11:30 pm to pee. I peed longer than a thawing Austin Powers.

3 comments:

Vanessa said...

sounds like a great cure. i have a cold too, but actually i dont' think i will resort to your methods.
p.s. milk will take away the burning faster than water will for next time :)

Heather said...

Nothing like home remedies.

Anonymous said...

Funny. I have a cold, but won't be doing that either, and I was going to tell you the same thing Vanessa did about the milk.