Virtual Protestor

So, Bush II is coming to Calgary tomorrow and sadly I'm working during the event. Otherwise, I would love to attend a protest event downtown. I was thinking up some slogans on my way to work this morning that I could present on a placard:

Learn to Read

91,121+ dead civilians in Iraq

Great job! The wool is still over everyone's eyes!

Enjoy the banquet. The oil producers of Alberta
owe you a debt of gratitude for spiking the
price of oil while you were president.

Cheney, your monkey is in Calgary if you still need him

When Bush visited Guatemala in 2007, a bunch of Mayan priests performed a cleansing ritual to rid the country of the evil spirits after he left. That and the price of corn doubled.

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